Dun Dun DUN....

Today, I had a snack.

'OMG, its like so totally crayzeee right?'

Very funny. No, that is not right.

I have discovered that pictures on blogs make them 200% cooler, not to mention more eye pleasing. (stay with me, this will all pull together)

Unfortunately, if you are attempting to remain at least somewhat anonymous, you can't exactly go posting pictures of your life, now can you?

While I am not really a safe person in any other way (I often say that I would lick the Manhattan sidewalk for a good sum of money...) , I try to not be stupid on the internet.

But that is beside the point. Kinda.

WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS:
I have a story to tell you.

Using pictures.

isn't it wonderful?

Observe:

'The Tale of Eggaline and The Hand.'



Eggaline was your average Hard-Boiled egg. She was nice and sweet and never did anything wrong in her life, except occasionally smell bad. She had a great life!




until one day...



Eggaline was faced with her worst nightmare



the arch rival of every egg...



THE HAND!!

Eggaline feared that her days were over. But then...







NINJEGG APPEARED!



Ninjegg's mere presence was enough to frighten The Hand.





The Hand released Eggaline



But wait?! What is this!? Treachery! Blaspheme!





in a moment of characteristic duplicity, The Hand has grabbed Eggaline AND Ninjegg!! All is lost!



This is the end for poor Eggaline, and dear Ninjegg. The Hand smashes them into the counter, ending their brief existences.





They are left, bleeding and broken, their life ebbing out of them.



with great kindness, The Hand ends their suffering. And then, she eats them.

And they taste very very good!

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sooooo?

:D It was a bit gory there at the end but... hey, I found a red paint pen!! :D :D :D

This was very much inspired by my cousana - Sera (as usual! :D)

adios amigos!

~LS